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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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i-cant-believe-its-mondo:

kaname-madoka:

bakrua:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

i would be a giant fucking crab

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aquarius people would just get a jar of water

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cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone



kotonejunanpsp2i:

Masterpost for them. I’ll get to the others eventually.


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If this gets 25k notes I’ll

suctioning:

Be very proud of myself

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alexashung:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

shut up ur like 10

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wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.

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mashable:

nprbooks:

dcpubliclibrary:

bklyninfocommons:

mildhorror:

I love you, Seattle Public Library. #spl #seattlepubliclibrary

We in the Info Commons feel Seattle on this one.

We couldn’t have said any better ourselves. Thanks, Seattle Public Library.

#teenlibrarianproblems 

Moving to Seattle in 3…2…1…

Well said!



srsfunny:

His Face Will Someday Be Immortalized By Art
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/


tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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the-uncensored-she:

lesbianwarfare:

draumstafir:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

wait, what restaraunt closes at six

this post has been on my dash over ten times and i have read it every time and laughed and not once did i realise that 6 is a weird time to close a restaurant. what the fuck mr krabs.

Mr. Krabs is a greedy capitalist pig crustacean, so of course he would close it at six. Leaving it open longer would cost more due to the cost of operations (ie: utility bills, maintenance, need more food, have to pay Squidward and Spongebob more, etc.) which would cut his profits. Remember that not-so-subtle Marxist episode where Squidward was trying to champion workers’ rights and incite a resistance movement, but after the speech everyone got hungry and went into the Krusty Krab, running him over in the process? Good times. 

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susemoji:

new hat

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aqua:

i’m glad man hasn’t conquered the solar system yet imagine how shit it would be if you found out your internet friend lived on one of jupiter’s moons

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