I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
aquarius people would just get a jar of water
Be very proud of myself
GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY
well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
I love you, Seattle Public Library. #spl #seattlepubliclibrary
We in the Info Commons feel Seattle on this one.
We couldn’t have said any better ourselves. Thanks, Seattle Public Library.
Moving to Seattle in 3…2…1…
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this entire episode is a treasure.
wait, what restaraunt closes at six
this post has been on my dash over ten times and i have read it every time and laughed and not once did i realise that 6 is a weird time to close a restaurant. what the fuck mr krabs.
Mr. Krabs is a greedy capitalist
pigcrustacean, so of course he would close it at six. Leaving it open longer would cost more due to the cost of operations (ie: utility bills, maintenance, need more food, have to pay Squidward and Spongebob more, etc.) which would cut his profits. Remember that not-so-subtle Marxist episode where Squidward was trying to champion workers’ rights and incite a resistance movement, but after the speech everyone got hungry and went into the Krusty Krab, running him over in the process? Good times.
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