Ivron Dre Milakis

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pasta5284:

the XD emoticon is now cool to use again. please use it. please reblog this so others can hear the good news 

Via dont feed the yao guai

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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Via TILL THE WHOLE WORLD HEARS!

psyducked:

babyhongbin:

we were at a cat café earlier and there was a cat just literally sitting in a box like this

that cat has looked into the face of death and death trembled


Via ~*~ dandelions ~*~




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heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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Queen Zelda presenting Symphony in the key of D

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Via [sobbing over pizza]


YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD


Via GIFs GIFs GIFs GIFs GIFs

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

Via



toastweasel:

oakydokey:

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

this was a plot point in Matilda I swear

Let us not even begin to talk about how the American school system treats students with disabilities.

I was almost suspended in my freshman year because we had a teacher who made us write so much it gave me tendonitis. My handwriting got sloppy because it hurt so much to write. And because my handwriting was sloppy, she took off entire letter grades, regardless of how correct the information was or not. I told her about my problem repeatedly, and she ignored me and said I was faking it. As my handwriting started to deteriorate even more because of my tendonitis, she started to fail me.

It took me loosing my temper and screaming at this teacher one day after class after she failed me on an exam for my tendonitis-caused bad handwriting before anybody listened to my side of the story. I was pulled into a vice principles office, threatened with suspension, and then when I told them about my hand and that fact that it hurt so much to write I would cry after class, they didn’t believe me.

I went to the doctor, and what do you know it? I had tendonitis. The Doctor wrote me a letter and I gave it to the school.

Guess who got detention? Guess who didn’t get an apology? Guess who is still, after five years, wearing a wrist brace for her tendonitis because of this woman?

Oh yeah, that would be me.



ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

(Source: quevidamastriste)



cowbuttcrunchies:

Homestuck God Tiers
Otakon 2014

♋ Karkat Vantas | Hhhhammy
Sollux Captor | Gothichamlet
Photography | Vantasticmess


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  • People outside the U.S.: The fuck is going on in America?
  • People inside the U.S.: The fuck is going on here?
Via imagine this is something cool

stereobone:

THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me

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