what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
its so cute when people that are mean are nice only to you
AU - Bad Wolf & the Tenth Doctor meet one last time.
"Are you afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Doctor?"
Right in the feels
"A friend is a friend till the end of the end that’s forever, and a day."
So… I don’t know, Black Butler inspired by SpongeBob what is this even.
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
The noble gases make a group of chemical elements with similar properties: under standard conditions, they are all odorless, colorless, monatomic gases with very low chemical reactivity. The six noble gases that occur naturally are helium (He), neon (Ne), argon (Ar), krypton (Kr), xenon (Xe), and the radioactive radon (Rn).
Comic idea I’ve had for a while. The alpha kids just dont seem as close as the beta kids.
(you guys all remember the lamps at the bottom? i feel like the fandom doesnt bring them up much)
Via dildo claus is coming 2 town
It just didn’t click for me, at first, which is why I hadn’t felt a thing when I watched his death. I didn’t cry, I was surprised, and a little hurt, but the impact just wasn’t there. And finally, Kevin’s death hit me a couple of hours ago. It came hard, all the pain came rushing in out of nowhere because I see now, he’s really gone. Gone. And I remember how much he has grown as a character, the boy in advanced placement, who did not ask for any of this, thrust into a world he had no idea existed at such a young age. Man, he’s younger than me. We may have lost a Kevin tonight, but like Osric said, Kevin lives. In all of our hearts, and I will never forget the story of that brave boy from Neighbor, Michigan.
so this is that powerpoint i made for anime club, i felt like it was relevant
this is pretty accurate except jESuS FUCKIng CHriST I’m gettin real sick of people explaining ‘shojo' incorrectly. 'shojo' (in reference to anime or manga) is referring to the target audience, not the genre. there's actually a decent amount of shojo that have little or no romance elements in it! Here's a quick breakdown:
- shonen - younger boys (8-15)
- shojo - younger girls (8-16)
- seinen - men or older men (18-40)
- josei - ladies or older women (18- 40)
Oh my gosh sorry, I didn’t mean to offend :( Thank you for the correction!!
Another little correction: Megane means glasses, the character who wear glasses is called Meganekko. And Yandere is a kind of ‘dere’ you know? Yanderes are sweet on the outside but kind of psychopath on the inside, another example of yandere is Kotonoha from School Days
And I’m sorry about my english
Thank you so much for the corrections, agh sorry everyone I’m an idiot sometimes
Via 碇シンジは 、勃起を持っています。陰茎の伝説と同じ