Ivron Dre Milakis

theanti90smovement:

its a dog eat dog food world ya know 

Via quit

whenthesecondsun:

Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase

(Source: keikozakky)




notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

Via motherfucking triple spikes

maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

(Source: coordihyung)


Via Jean.




mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

(Source: boredpanda.com)


Via Ships Sail One Way Or Another

shubbabang:

While cleaning the clothing departments I found a friend on one of the shirt racks and decided to give him a place to sit

He was my work buddy today

Via welcome to thunderdome

paulmccarteny:

OK LISTEN tumblr has a FOUR DOTS LIMITATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u send a message with more than FOUR DOTS LIKE THIS…. (count ‘em…..five dots) it will not send. ALSO if u use dots and dont use a space after them like this…it will not send. just a psa this probably answers a lot of question u have had over the years about where your messages have gone when they didnt go through please spread the word save a life

Via


conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
Via Do You Fear Death?


californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

Via Drill to The Heavens! And Then Keep Going!!




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