I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
✿ primadonna girl ✿
✿ all i ever wanted was the world ✿
Is that bow taped onto that snake
I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do
u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on
i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin
A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN
Via irl ballerina
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
The Starry Night Close-Up Vincent Van Gogh
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Via dont feed the yao guai
I have a feeling we all will be either Father or Fanny if we ever ran into someone from the past.
Via those darn weeaboos
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
*sheds a single tear*
"It’s an American"
*bald eagle screeches in the distance*
It’s not a holiday without posts like “I can’t believe [something] happened 2014 years ago god bless”
i cant believe this joke was born 2014 years ago god bless
Humanity has gone too far and must be stopped.
CHILD THAT IS YOUR OLDER BROTHER
As someone who has a hot older brother:
Just because we think he FOIIIINE as hell doesnt mean we want his D
Via Welcome To Wonderland~
spread this like wildfire
Via sorry for being obsessive