Be very proud of myself
GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY
well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
I love you, Seattle Public Library. #spl #seattlepubliclibrary
We in the Info Commons feel Seattle on this one.
We couldn’t have said any better ourselves. Thanks, Seattle Public Library.
Moving to Seattle in 3…2…1…
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in the earth
this entire episode is a treasure.
wait, what restaraunt closes at six
this post has been on my dash over ten times and i have read it every time and laughed and not once did i realise that 6 is a weird time to close a restaurant. what the fuck mr krabs.
Mr. Krabs is a greedy capitalist
pigcrustacean, so of course he would close it at six. Leaving it open longer would cost more due to the cost of operations (ie: utility bills, maintenance, need more food, have to pay Squidward and Spongebob more, etc.) which would cut his profits. Remember that not-so-subtle Marxist episode where Squidward was trying to champion workers’ rights and incite a resistance movement, but after the speech everyone got hungry and went into the Krusty Krab, running him over in the process? Good times.
Via if jean dies i die
i’m glad man hasn’t conquered the solar system yet imagine how shit it would be if you found out your internet friend lived on one of jupiter’s moons
no i think we’ve misunderstood haru:
here’s his “typical haru” answer
and here’s a proper answer
GUYS I THINK HE KNOWS EVERYONE THINKS HE’S OBSESSED WITH WATER SO WHEN HE MAKES A WATER REFERENCE
HE’S JOKING THAT’S HIS SENSE OF HUMOR
HE’S JUST SO DEADPAN NO ONE CAN TELL
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes